Scientists discover the animal kingdom’s first ‘female penis’
2014-04-17
  • Q: What do lawyers do after they die?
  • A: They lie still.
2014-04-17

Lucifer

You can read almost anything
about angels, how they bite off
the heads first, copulate with tigers,
tortured Miles Davis until he stuck
a mute in his trumpet to torture them back.
The pornographic magazines ported
into the redwoods. The sweetened breath
of the starving. The prize livestock
rolls over on her larval young,
the wooden dwarf turning in the cogs
of the clockworks. I would have
a black bra hanging from the shower rod.
I would have you up against
the refrigerator with its magnets
for insurance agents and oyster bars.
Miracles, ripped thumbnails,
everything a piece of something else,
archangelic, shadow-clawed,
the frolicking despair of repeating
decimals because it never comes out even.
Mostly the world is lava’s rhythm,
the impurities of darkness
sometimes called stars. Mostly
the world is assignations, divorces
conducted between rooftops. Forever
and forever the checkbook unbalanced,
the beautiful bodies bent back
like paper clips, the discharged
blandishing cardboard signs by the exits.
Coppers and silvers and radiant traces,
gold flecks from our last brush,
brushfires. Always they’re espousing
accuracy when it’s accident, the arrow
not in the aimed-for heart but throat
that has the say. There are no transitions,
only falls.

Dean Young

2014-04-15
2014-04-15
  • Chef = professional = masculine.
  • Cooking = hobby = feminine.
  • Tailor = professional = masculine.
  • Sewing = hobby = feminine.
  • Farmer = professional = masculine.
  • Gardening = hobby = feminine.
  • Baker = professional = masculine.
  • Baking = hobby = feminine.
2014-04-15
Brian Parker (owner): “It makes economic sense to invest in our employees. Workers need to feel recognized and appreciated. I’m making less money personally. My question is, how much do we have to make? How big of a pile of money do CEOs have to sit on?”

(Full article with video interview)

Brian Parker (owner): “It makes economic sense to invest in our employees. Workers need to feel recognized and appreciated. I’m making less money personally. My question is, how much do we have to make? How big of a pile of money do CEOs have to sit on?”

(Full article with video interview)

2014-04-14
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  • Q: If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
  • Q: If Americans emigrated from Europe, why are there still Europeans?
  • Q: If Adam was made from dust, why is there still dust?
2014-04-13
Tiny, Logical Robots Injected into Cockroaches
2014-04-13
2014-04-13
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